Knuckleballs

Step 1: Get the technique right.
Step 2: Consistency.
Step 3: Get power behind shot.
Step 4: Consistency.
Step 5: Score one in a game.

PHEW

last day of elearning. main worry for the day has to be the AL's annex shit. managed to submit my work a little before the 1130h deadline. a not-so-complete work, obviously. typical dave.

caught spanglish somewhere in between. quite a decent movie, especially for someone learning spanish. oh, and adam sandler's in it. doesn't really have the comedy feeling to it. the flow was a little jumpy. just my two cents. 7/10.

midnight and somehow boris reminded me of SOM's online quiz. oh shit. forgot about that one. nvm. just finished watching the proposal.very nice although no originality with the plot. rather hilarious though. Apart from the originality issue, i have to say that's how a decent movie should start and end. plot flowed well. not perfect, yet awesome. 8/10. maybe a movie for couples out there. it might strike a chord.

it's 21.11.09. sya's 9th bornday. funny how time flies. god bless him.

mmph. let's see. another movie?

Someone Give Me The Mic, Please

*clears throat*

has been forever since i'm doing this. whatever.

e-learning week. fun? nope. relaxing? nope. been spending time at kismis with afiq kicking ball, trying to achieve the impossible (won't be saying what quite yet). hoping to burn some excess calories or whatever but always ends up eating more than i should. BONCET!

did i say i missed a practical this morning? yeah, i missed my first prac for this sem. woke up 10 minutos before the start of the prac. e-learning exercises seem more like a chore than something i cherish. wonder if rafiq helped me one. hehe.

something to cheer me up. i got my bus concession for FREE!!! some mix up with the ezlink card machine i guess. i'm so gonna try doing it for a second time. text me for tips on this. rofl.

just returned from vivo. watched paranormal activity with mirza and afiq+nadd. i'll give it a mediocre 6/10 and i'm being rather generous. everything was slow and draggy in the beginning. shit started picking up speed somewhere in the final 20 minutos. ending was abrupt. make that extremely abrupt. to all who think paranormal activity was worth a second watch - how many times did it make you jump in the whole 80 or so minutes? perhaps, too much was left to one's imagination IMO. i'm afraid i'm with choong eu on this.

oh, i'd just downloaded fl studio 9. shit's fun btw. text me if you want me to spread the joy. dave baxter 1 step closer to his song.

buenas noches.

Guess who's back?

Dearest Mom,

4 fingers, 3 fingers, 2 fingers, 1

left finger, right finger, back, middle, front

get 'em wrapped, get 'em packed, get 'em stamped, get 'em mailed

via feet, via ship, via plane, via sail

walked to you, shipped to you, flown to you at your place

I've got shit, I've got piss, I've got cum for your face

now be wise and be nice; I know what you care for

you want cocks in your mouth, suck 'em out and gag balls

you get drunk, you get high, bitch you're dumb thinking you'll fly

off the balcony to fantasy - you touch down and die

i believed all your lies, i gave in when you whined

i don't care what you do just to satisfy your needs

now you look like a whore when you lick and on your knees

from spanking, to wanking, to petting, sexing

you're moaning, he's boning while your brain is processing

the feeling that you get when you get fucked like a bitch

as he fists you, as he licks you, with his tongue on your clit

roll back the years and collect the people that you call ex

you're lying again, aren't you? i shall kill you for that

every year, the next year, the next dude to caress boobs

you have fun, you get dumped and you're on to the next fool

WHO'S NEXT?